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Love Quotes by Jay Leno
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
- Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- Contact with the customer is what business is all about.
- Changing the story until you believe it.
- Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by.
- If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
- I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'
- In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
- President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get that?
- The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
More Love Quotes
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide