"I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC……" — Jay Leno
"I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'"
More Canada Quotes
- If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. — Margaret Atwood
- Canada was built on dead beavers. — Margaret Atwood
- Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot… — Margaret Atwood
- Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the underground railroad. If you made it into Canada, you… — Margaret Atwood
- I grew up in the north woods of Canada. You had to know certain things about survival. Wilderness survival courses… — Margaret Atwood
- America gets rock stars a little more than Canada does. — Sebastian Bach
- I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. — George Best
- Canada's the best country in the world. — Justin Bieber
- Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside… — Michael Bloomberg
- The fact that over 50 per cent of the residents of Toronto are not from Canada, that is always a… — Anthony Bourdain
- Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I… — Malin Akerman
- The E.U. imports more agricultural goods from developing countries around the world than does the U.S., Canada and Japan, combined. — John Bruton