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Long Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
- So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
- We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on…
- Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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