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Large Quotes by Dave Barry
- One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that…
- Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by…
- Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of…
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
- It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
- A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been invited to. There…
- Real cars were made here in America: Fords, Chevys, Plymouths. These were large chunks of Detroit iron - cars that had the size, weight, and…
- Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog…
- When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little…
- It is a well- known fact that although the public is fine when taken individually, when it forms itself into large groups, it tends to…
- Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.
- Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
- Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
- The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
- There was nowhere to sit except the bunk, which was covered with rotting food, and a wooden stool, upon which sat a large fur-covered lump—an…
- Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries…
- Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies,…
- A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just…
- Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate
More Large Quotes
- The whole idea of a stereotype is to simplify. Instead of going through the problem of all this great diversity - that… — Chinua Achebe
- There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world, as there are pretty women to deserve them. — Jane Austen
- I hope you never hear those words. Your mom. She died. They are different than other words. They are too big to… — Mitch Albom
- The supply of leaks is very large. It's helpful for us to have more people in this industry. It's protective to us. — Julian Assange
- As a species, we've somehow survived large and small ice ages, genetic bottlenecks, plagues, world wars and all manner of natural disasters,… — Diane Ackerman
- I am politically pro-choice, but personally pro-life. I have my faith but refuse to force it on the world at large -… — Julianna Baggott
- There is a large body of abolitionists in Clinton and Clark Counties in this state, and in Wayne County Indiana, that would… — Gamaliel Bailey
- There are signs that the age of petroleum has passed its zenith. Adjusted for inflation, a barrel of crude oil now sells… — James Buchan