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- I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
- You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
- My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick…
- You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
- Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I…
- Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life…
- I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
- My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
- You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
- You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
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