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Kids Quotes by George Carlin
- When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
- I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make…
- Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10…
- This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray…
- I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
- [On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's…
More Kids Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- When I was a kid, it was a huge insult to be a geek. Now it's a point of pride in a… — J. J. Abrams
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The thing is, acoustic could be like a four-letter word to a lot of kids. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever; I was… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire