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Just Quotes by Steven Wright
- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
- Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
- I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
- Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't…
- I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
- I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
- I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
- Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
- To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I…
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad…
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
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