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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.
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I sucked in the smell of her perfume, Viva La Juicy, and was swept away. La Juicy was part of my oxygen…
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Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil.
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How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up,…
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Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I…
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At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually,…
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It's not fair that there aren't very many juicy or varied roles for women
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