Joke Quotes

1327 Joke quotes by 1003 unique authors

Wanna hear a joke about pencils? Nevermind, its pointless. — Unknown Author
You're such a joke. HA. — Ashley Audacity
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? evermind its to cheesy — Jp Larriva
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its to cheesy — Jp Larriva
The awkward moment when you make a joke and nobody laughs — Unknown Author
Why is it ok when a whites person tell a racist joke and they say just kidding fuck its till racist — Unknown Author
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like its funny — Unknow
Funniest joke ever - Your face!(: — Unknown Author
Haters are a joke..Because they begin with ha so I laugh at them — Unknown Author
Learn how to take a joke like you girlfriend takes a dick. — Sean Hughes
He sure will. My man seomks alot too and I was naive and thought he couldn't get me pregnant. Here I am now with a… — Unknown Author
Pak Lah sohlud stop giving any more interviews. He doesn't know what he is talking. The interview was a REAL joke!I feel so embarrassed for… — Unknown Author
Great acilrte. Seeing a pic like this is disheartening, but I do understand the business case behind it it's a magazine catering to it's audience,… — Unknown Author
Sally,I've spent a lot of time rinedag the Mascot as well for research purposes. I discovered an interpretation of a Mascot cartoon (concerning the Louisiana… — Unknown Author
Well wtriten. I am a little disappointed seeing as though the two women pictured are already getting work. I could almost understand it coming from… — Maria
Joke: why do people always go high to school? Answer: because its called — Unknown Author
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett
Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends,… — Shadawcatt
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Unknown Author
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones. We all know… — Shinedown
Driving somebedy's car is a joke because you listen to their favourite music — Musa Nkutha
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. — Enhance Dreams
I JOKE NO STRESS — Bismark Frimpong
Never take someone's feelings as a joke. You never know how much that shit hurt! — Bismark Frimpong

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