Joke Quotes

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NELIX!!! I love this dude! like no joke!!! He helps me SMILE:) when I'm really sad... SO I hope he makes you smile too, b/c… — Broken Soul
That Awkward Moment When A Nigga Gets Caught Masturbating By His BabyMama. He Doesn't Know What To Hide First, His Dick Or The Baby's Vaseline — Unknown Author
Her eyes, though tired, had the glint of one who never stopped expecting to be amused, and her mouth turned up at the corners as… — Kate Morton
Do you Actually love me or is it a joke? Did you really wanna see me broke, hurt, and a bunch of other stuff or… — Unstoppable_love
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are you hiding something? — Celeste Hartman
Being in class and you take something that belongs to the teacher as a joke and they don't realize it until you ask them about… — LaJuneJean
Its A Joke; As Long As You Laugh On It Its A Hope, As Long As You Count On It. Its Nothing But A Simple… — SangFroid Shaalu
I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake. — Myself
I love you and it's not a joke,this feeling that I should let you know. — Mitch Alapan
Politics is a joke to the definition of the truth. — Jeremy Limn
Lost her mom at ten years old, waited around for her life to unfold and can't help but remember what she'd been told.Can't help but… — Shana Knapp
A simple bye can make us cry, a simple joke can make us laugh and a simple care can make us fall in love — Unknown Author
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go… — SangFroid Stalker
A Fool will love thrice at a joke, 1. When others are laughing (2) when he knows its a joke (3) and when he gets… — Agbessi Charles
You know what I hate? people who act like suicide's a joke. its not. far from it. quit faking. be real. peopel really lost people… — Kaitlyn
You are but a speck in the universe, but you are a very important speck. You brighten someones day with single compliment. You give someone… — Tom Krause
If abortion is murder then, are condoms kidnappers? — Muz Mafuwane
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
A simple Bye makes us cry, A simple Joke makes us laugh, A simple Care makes us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS… — Butterfly_Kisses
Happiness starts with, one word. One joke. One text. One phone call. One song. One hug. One kiss. And stops with one mistake. — Anmol Andore
The good thing about online relationships is, he can type a joke to make her smile, while his tears drop on the phone screen — Anurag Prakash Ray
How could I have been so stupid to actually think you loved me. I believed every word that you said, I love u you say.… — Clarissa Lohr
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Answer: — Singkit
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou
Life is a joke because it ends like all jokes do. — Jeremy Limn

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