Joke Quotes

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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again? — Unknown Author
Some People Don't Know When To Open Their Mouth And Talk. They Don't Know When To Start And Stop. They Don't Know The Different Between… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela
FED UP i scar myself but you cant see how fed up iam with just being me i hide myself under the smoke this is… — Loneliest_love
I miss You everyday, but I can't tell you everyday because you may mistake it for a Joke. — Terry Mark
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Joker
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko
There is a joke for everyone but never be the joke for anyone. — KM II
He who laughs last is the one who is looking at the boobies of the girl who is telling the joke.... — Green Monk
The greatest way to make something so secret. Is to completely shut it out of popular opinion, then the word merely becomes a psychotic joke. — Jeremy Limn
I have a friend who people always bully her with words. Luckily not physically, but people always say really horrible things about her. And when… — Alexa Michalec
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk
A True Friend is one who'll laugh in front of you when you're in a position to cry. — Raghav Singh
To ease the pain, you have to learn to use what cost your a pain and turn it to a joke that makes you smile. — Simphiwe Ntuli
A lot of people dont get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means not funny, but it also means Im… — Jhiess Krieg
I would rather wake up with hope or keep sleeping. — Terry Mark
To day I can see what I have never seen before to day is the day I saw me . Yes me but who was… — ElizaMendoza707
Ist sad how ur love use to laugh and joke around u but after they found out there enemy to u and ur just like… — Shabana
Life is the comedian and we're the joke. — Jeremy Limn
Some days hurt more than others. Some days I strive to ignore the voices in my head telling me that ill never be good enough.… — Nicole Burgess
I laugh harder with you .i feel more myself with you. I trust you with e the real me when something goes wrong or right,… — Unknown Author
When you have heavenly backup, earthly horrors are a joke. — Jeromy Shingongo
Okay one day fell in love with a niggah who play. no joke heart broke. fell in love with a niggah whos smoke.Used to be… — Gemifly
It seems to me that humour is everybody's way of keeping sane and standing off from the situations so that they can see it intellectually,… — Diana Wynne Jones

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