Joke Quotes

1327 Joke quotes by 1003 unique authors

This tastes so delicious but you sound so ridicloius. — Anthony Barger
Is your joke funny now? — Bailey Renee
When I'm drunk the whole world turns into a big joke — Unknow
Expressing my love to a girl for the first time, and it is being taken as a joke — Fated To Love
Once you see the effect on the other person, your joke is no longer funny. — Unknown Author
Why god like play the joke...? Make me far away from my luv? She told me bye forever bye don't have time for come back… — HourBebe
Haters are going to hate lovers are going to love whores are going to be whores killers are going to kill jokers are going to… — MrCountry
We are all only Gods joke here having the same punch line. — Vikrant Parsai
I love when someone's laugh is funnier then the joke. — Unknown Author
Is your joke still funny? — Cuts And Scars
Self-harm is no joke. you always hear how self-harmers are *emo* or an *attetion seeker* but self-harm isnt a joke, it takes a lot get… — Patience
On Friday I couldn't take it any more. I was in class people bullying me, so I stood up lifted my shirt up and said… — Slowly_fading
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought. — Alexia
That boy was a walk away joke, born to be a leaver hes the wrong kind of paradise shes gonna know it in a matter… — Alexia
I cry, as I giggle, For my heart, Is broken no more. I may be Fate's running joke, But I mind not, For my soul,… — Eric Nickel
I thought of you today but thats nothing new. I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too. For every day good or… — Cuts And Scars
Its all about the the worlds fucked up, people are taking us for a joke but youre not going to change the world by posting… — Oliver Sykes
A heart, unbound, yet chained. A Mind, free, yet pure Chaos. A Soul, beautiful, loyal, honest, and broken. Not even I can fix this. I… — Eric Nickel
My Masterpiece complete, Sir Eric's Opus. Conductor or Love, Passion, Romance, Joy. A Song, A Dance, A Symphony. I scream to the World. I have… — Eric Nickel
When someone makes a joke about cutting and you just sit there rubbing your arm!Be careful with what you say around people, you never know… — Im Nothing
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and… — Daisy
I dont know exactly what being mature is . . . but I think when you are finally able to joke about things that once… — Babloo
We can't laugh again again on the same joke,then Y do we cry again again for the same problem pain — Babloo
I don't even know why people joke about self-harm.. Its not even funny.. Since when was cutting,burning, scatching, scraping and so on funny? Never was… — Jasmine Laura
I was having dinner with my bf and his family tonight and my bf turns around to everyone if you were stuck on a desert… — Fading_scars

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