"The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is…" — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
"The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late."
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55 Quotes by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
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Whether it's SFW depends on your W.
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The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in…
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In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need…
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If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie.
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Birds don't sing after a storm, they sing before the next one.
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I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum.
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Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now.
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A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down.
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In a tissue paper jungle, the paper tiger is justly feared.
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Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.
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Whatever happened to that moment called NOW?
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To everyone else, I'm the happiest person in the world. But deep down inside, I'm really only the 12th happiest…
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and…
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In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
— Theodor Adorno
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
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I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the…
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