Joke Quotes

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Some PEOPLE'S LAUGH is FUNNIER than the JOKE. — ALYSSA
In this world of diguise, nowhere is truth nowhere lies, sadness smile and laughter sighs, friends may attack enemies may be wise, Faith becomes a… — Senoraroy
Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke. — Shardaya Johnson
The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain. — Lena Dunham
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair down to the… — Bobby Hazzard
Really ur inlove with me? is that a joke or one of ur lies just to please me... — Menchie Roxas Gelbolingo
How can you still look me in my eyes When you were lying to me all this time I loved you from my SOUL But… — Unknown Author
To tell you the truth you are a giant whale turd... inside joke 5 — Candie
Jennifer Lopez was really nice and in a great mood. She was excited about getting to make a joke about her outfit. — Pitbull
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
That moment when you tell a joke but no one hears you except one person who repeats it louder and makes everyone laugh. — The Blog That Describe Your Life
I'll understand if you don't want me. But I will be heartbroken. You are all I ever dreamed of and hoped for. You are much,… — Unknown Author
Cutting: It is underrated, overlooked, and mocked. what people need to learn is that self harm is a problem that needs to be solved. cutting… — Tumblr
What exactly is a dream and what exactly is a joke? — Syd Barrett
It was just a joke Fine it was just a cut — Amanda
When you tell somone you are going to kill them as a joke then you hear that the next day that person that you joked… — Thinkpinkbarbii
I laugh, I smile, I talk a while. You laugh, you smile, you stay a while. I'm hurt, I hide, I wear a mask. You… — Erica E
Flashing lights, going back to the time, playing games in the street, kicking balls at my feet, theres a numb in my toes standing close… — One Direction
BESTFRIEND , the people who know you in and out , make you smile with their joke , make you cry by their touching story… — Moriset
When you realize that life isn't a joke no more then you start to recognize how much life has died — Lover
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random.… — Unknown Author
I'm the kind of boy who laughs at a joke, and then the next day, I bust out laughing because I just got the joke! — Young Siddiq Prince
When it's over it's over ! Stalking someone or something your ex has like a phone , facebook page , and there new lover .… — Kevin McCarty
CRACK what a drug people have no business doing. I can sit here and say how bad it really is . I have seen the… — Kevin McCarty

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