"A guy goes to a local novelty shop……" — Theophilus

"A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the store manager comes along and closes the deal. On his way home, he puts on his new x-ray glasses and cant believe his eyes. He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. He puts the glasses back on, and everyone is naked! He rushes home and is eager to show his new toy to his wife, but he cant find her. He goes up to the bedroom where he finds his wife and the houseboy, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and theyre still naked. Damn! he says. I just paid fifty bucks for these and theyre already not workin wel!"

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