"The husband says to his wife, You always……" — Unkown

"The husband says to his wife, You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? She says, When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. He smirks and replies, You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? She calmly replies, Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?' LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

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