Joke Quotes

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-We criticize -We analyze -But do we ever -Turn to see -We are all different -Never made the same -Some laugh, some point, some call… — Shmoopy
Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome… — Nishan Panwar
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja
I'm really sick of people treating me like I am a joke, next time someone play's games they're gonna get chocked. — Amanda
I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date. — Nikhil Saluja
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again… — Ritu Ghatourey
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja
Once my mother angrily asked me to go to hell ,i took it as a joke but the day she left this world, everything itself… — Senoraroy
My computer screen is brighter than my future. — Ramandeep Singh
Let's spare everyone's feelings today. Let's joke around, laugh, smile, and just have a good time...well pretend. Hell you may even begin to believe it's… — Dallas Morrissey
A man was having an affair — Gyanendra
People fall in love like It's a joke. There's something wrong with you. — Alec**
It is always easy in life to make a joke on the serious thoughts than take on joke seriously in its thoughts to make life… — Anuj Somany
The person who laughs last at a joke..didnt get it — Steve
Police Asked A Thief.. — Gyanendra
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. — Nikhil Saluja
Before you joke someone,make sure he's not in a bad mood.. If so,make sure your joke would not hurt him even more.. — Sachithra
Dreamland's 420 Rally! Toke-zilla! Political wrangling between state and federal laws! Follow the PEACE PIPERS! Theyre leading the toke-a-thon. Its no joke! Want to toke?… — Javaz
Everyone has that one friend that takes everything as a joke but is still there for you and cares for you and would do anything… — Unknow Timmi
Love is not a joke..you don't play around with the ones you love and then leave..you stay and care for them and love them. — Unknow Timmi
Its funny how black peoples got pick at about how big their lips was and ass back in the days..Now time has change and most… — FRENCHQUEEN
You've end up having a fight with your friends. just becoz they like someone and you don't.so you feel like you been replaced she never… — La Fujo
When they tell you they LOVE YOU dont take it to heart because next line may be hey it was just a joke... — Nidhi Saini
I LOVE YOU yes I DO but I wont ever tell you because its just a joke for you. — Nidhi Saini
When we can't laugh again and again on the same joke... there's no point crying again and again for the same pain. — Nishan Panwar

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