Joke Quotes

1327 Joke quotes by 1003 unique authors

I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one forever. hahahahha its an Joke ... — Unknown Author
I like you. Ive liked you since the day we started talking. I like your laugh, smile, face, body, personality, humor. Everything. I could literally… — Larissa Brodie
I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them... — Unknown Author
In the journey to find that right one, some people won't have to utter a word, but you can see what they are all about… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin — Finding Nemo
The past year and a half have been horrible, in fact horrible doesn't even begen to describe it. I'm Angry, I'm hurt, I'm Emonationaly drained.… — Charity Ann Sones
Best Friends. We`re the kind of people who who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it`s told. The 2nd when someone explains it… — Unknow
When you make a joke ans someone you hate laughs,No bitch you arent aloud to laugh!:) — Gorgeous_girl;)
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are to… — Kevin McCarty
Making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings youll ever… — Ramandeep Singh
Never take all the sweet things i've told you as jokes, I never joke about my feeling. I mean them! I really do. — Luphielia
I love how people takes jokes seriously....like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if you don't like… — DevilgirlLovesU
Be random. take chances. say no. dance in the rain. cry. spend all your cash. be random. sing out loud. get revenge. fall in love.… — Ritu Ghatourey
I learn a lot from that scramble no joke. I think that help me change my life a lot, that much it affected me, the… — Glen Rambharack
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A guy… — SUPERMAN
Never take life as a joke take your life as a gift hand down from the maker of all things,peoples and places who name is… — Frenchqueen
There was a girl who loved a boy so much she said to the boy,if I told u that I liked u,would u take I… — Ritu Ghatourey
My life is a joke with pain. My pain seems to be peoples' humor. — Unknown Author
What Was That? Are You Kinding Me? Act Like Were Best Friends, I'm Sorry Make Me Believe We're Best Friends. Joke with Around With Each… — Ritu Ghatourey
Dont you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they dont realize it,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Yeah I may..laugh a lot, joke around a lot.. but, inside of me, its breaking.... yet, nobody can tell.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Brighter days is what shines ahead, the past you leave behind and the future lies ahead, all the struggles and dark times, all of it… — Shayne Martin
IF my absence is not felt, ,.. then my presence is joke. — Ritu Ghatourey
I look at the word challenge as a joke because nothing in life is hard once you put your mind to it anything is possible… — JOhnny Lall
HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke; — Nikhil Saluja

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