Joke Quotes

1327 Joke quotes by 1003 unique authors

It was a just a joke to you but to me it was much worse — Unknown Author
If joke make people happy, You're my biggest joke. If chocolate taste sweet, your lips are the best chocolate. If you are the nicest gift,… — Unknown Author
I didn't believe in all that crush stuff. But as I grew older, I started to pay attention to it more. When I finally started… — Amber Hope
Dear you who hurt ME, I hear you there laughing in the corner. Telling me that I'm nothing and I'm weak calling me a crybaby… — Livefree2dream44
Just after I heard the longest joke AKA your life — Unknown Author
A little boy was in taxi — Gyanendra
When you get lost in space just call a cab guy..... — Adaeze Agbai
You're 37yrs old and you've not met your papa!!! All thank to your mama. — Adaeze Agbai
Someone told me to tell a joke so I said My love life and I laughed and laughed until those laughs turned into sad, pitiful,… — Bernajoy Vaal
It's a joke, not a penis. Don't take it so hard. — Amit Verma
Don't take this life as a joke because death is not a joke it's real.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Just if people cleared their intentions before getting committed, the word 'Relation' wouldn't have become a joke. — ShaisZ
Take chances.tell the truth.date someone totally wrong for you. say no. spend all ur cash.fall in love.be random. say I love u.sing out loud.laugh at… — Bernajoy Vaal
When sleep over at my place, you can have my bed .but not my Pillow I feel like you had to much to say,and I… — Syntific
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal
Fat people should take a joke. 'Lighten' up guys. — Nikhil Saluja
If you can't take a joke, Don't look like one. — Nikhil Saluja
Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but a shit it....… — Harvey Mcfield
The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :) — Unknown Author
Is your joke still funny? Well to me it's Not! — Unknown Author
Happiness is: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A… — Carissa Aydaa
LEILA ITS NOT THE SAME AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU!! Im gonna miss you!! SO WELL EVERYONE ELSE TWINNIE !! AND I SWEAR WHOEVER THUMBS DOWN… — Jasmine
Yes,I cry.No,Im not okay.Maybe,I will get better.Sometimes,I want to die...But that's just my life sometimes, wanting to end my own life.Yes,Its sad.Well, My life is… — Jasmine
That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while someone telling you a joke.. — JuLian AndRew
I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja

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