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Joe Quotes by Jay Leno
- Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That’s a long trip for Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no…
More Joe Quotes
- Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have… — Joe Biden
- I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. — Muhammad Ali
- I am confident that when the facts and policies have been examined, when the record of performances have been reviewed, Barack Obama… — Jimmy Carter
- I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey
- My fellow Americans, you have to decide what kind of country you want to live in. If you want a you're on… — William J. Clinton
- My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody
- Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. — Robert A. Heinlein
- Personality of reincarnating as Paulo was that of his deceased sister, Emilia. She made several suicidal attempts. Finally she took cyanide and… — Ian Stevenson
- The difference between Namath and me is that when you make the money he makes, they say you're ruggedly handsome. When you… — Jim Valvano
- Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well. — Robert Goulet
- I played in Joe Louis in a playoff game. I played there when the roof caved in for half a season. The… — Bill Laimbeer
- When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a… — Yogi Berra