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- We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli
- Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No…
- It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli
- Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's…
- You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli
- And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.
- You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down…
- I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second…
- Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my…
- I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on…
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- Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have… — Joe Biden
- I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. — Muhammad Ali
- I am confident that when the facts and policies have been examined, when the record of performances have been reviewed, Barack Obama… — Jimmy Carter
- I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could… — Dana Carvey
- My fellow Americans, you have to decide what kind of country you want to live in. If you want a you're on… — William J. Clinton
- My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody
- Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. — Robert A. Heinlein
- Personality of reincarnating as Paulo was that of his deceased sister, Emilia. She made several suicidal attempts. Finally she took cyanide and… — Ian Stevenson
- The difference between Namath and me is that when you make the money he makes, they say you're ruggedly handsome. When you… — Jim Valvano
- Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well. — Robert Goulet
- I played in Joe Louis in a playoff game. I played there when the roof caved in for half a season. The… — Bill Laimbeer
- When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a… — Yogi Berra