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Jobs Quotes by George Carlin
- The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on…
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.…
- I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.
- What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!
More Jobs Quotes
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. — Aristotle
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about as well… — Neil Armstrong
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling as I… — Rowan Atkinson
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's… — Rowan Atkinson
- I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to promote myself.… — David Attenborough
- It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and… — Paul Auster
- My first jobs were all civil service. At 14, I worked for the Canadian National Railways. At 16, I worked for the… — Dan Aykroyd