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- The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.
- San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.
- A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he…
- According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in…
- Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.
- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months.…
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good…
- The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best…
- Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.
- Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would…
- In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant…
- President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse…
- President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did…
- Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
More Jobs Quotes
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. — Aristotle
- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about as well… — Neil Armstrong
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling as I… — Rowan Atkinson
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's… — Rowan Atkinson
- I had a huge advantage when I started 50 years ago - my job was secure. I didn't have to promote myself.… — David Attenborough
- It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and… — Paul Auster
- My first jobs were all civil service. At 14, I worked for the Canadian National Railways. At 16, I worked for the… — Dan Aykroyd