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I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like…

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First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any…
I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from…
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If…
I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old…
Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another…

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