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Inspirational Quotes by Jay Leno
- Ambition beats genius 99% of the time
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
- Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
- How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?
- Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
- Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can.
- Contact with the customer is what business is all about.
- Changing the story until you believe it.
- Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by.
- The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.
- Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.
- If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
- You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
- I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.
- I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'
- In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.
More Inspirational Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento