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Ice Quotes by Steven Wright
- Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.
- Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I…
- I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage…
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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