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- I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial. — Bert Williams
- My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.†I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.†Then my left.… — Darynda Jones
- I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
- I named my new son James Joseph Brown II. I think he's going to be a lot better than I was. — James Brown
- I drive two black cars, I named em Malcolm X and Martin Luther. — Drake
- I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke
- As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I… — Jack Handey
- After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private… — Jay London