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I Don Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
- I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
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