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Humor Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Humor is reason gone mad.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen