"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead…" — Groucho Marx

More Alimony Quotes

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• You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
• Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God… — Lewis Black
• My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous… — John Cleese
• Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men… — P.G. Wodehouse
• Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it… — Robin Williams
• Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce
• Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer
• I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams
• If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the… — Groucho Marx
• Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
• I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very… — Linda Evans
• Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap

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