Alimony Quotes

21 quotes by 20 authors

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony… — Lewis Black
My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing… — John Cleese
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone… — P.G. Wodehouse
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce
Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay… — Groucho Marx
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not… — Linda Evans
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap
The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most… — Fannie Hurst
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how… — Gay Talese
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. — H. L. Mencken
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its… — Craig Ferguson
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. — Arthur Baer
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

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