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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do…
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
— John Barrymore
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Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam…
— Lewis Black
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My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If…
— John Cleese
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Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'…
— Robin Williams
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.
— Peggy Hopkins Joyce
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Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
— Norman Mailer
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
— Don Adams
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we…
— Groucho Marx
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
— Oliver Herford
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I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to…
— Linda Evans
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Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
— Dick Schaap
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