"Sometimes they would just pay me to stay……" — Craig Ferguson
"Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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The Universe is very, very big.
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But there's no way to avoid regret. Don't let anybody tell you different. Regret is just life's aftertaste. No matter…
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Maybe...in a way, this coffee reminds me of something. Maybe...maybe only a philosopher or a mad man would make this…
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Like Daniel she enteres the lions' den, but lacking Daniel's pure and unblemished soul, Ada is spiced with the flavors…
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If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable…
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
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And what is a kiss, specifically? A pledge properly sealed, a promise seasoned to taste, a vow stamped with the…
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To respect the dignity of a relationship also implies accepting the end when it comes. Except in my mind, except…
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I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it was only quiet and calm in…
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We efface an hour by passionate love, without twists, without aftertaste. When it is finished, it is not finished, we…
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Karma is the most bitter pill to swallow, and the unpleasant aftertaste it leaves in your mouth is the receipt.…
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