"Alimony is a system by which, when two……" — Peggy Hopkins Joyce
"Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it."
More Alimony Quotes
- You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
- Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God… — Lewis Black
- My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous… — John Cleese
- Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men… — P.G. Wodehouse
- Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it… — Robin Williams
- Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer
- I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams
- If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the… — Groucho Marx
- Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
- I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very… — Linda Evans
- Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap
- The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love -… — Fannie Hurst