"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead…" — Arthur Baer
"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
— John Barrymore
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Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God…
— Lewis Black
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My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous…
— John Cleese
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Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it…
— Robin Williams
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.
— Peggy Hopkins Joyce
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Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
— Norman Mailer
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I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
— Don Adams
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the…
— Groucho Marx
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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
— Oliver Herford
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I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very…
— Linda Evans
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Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
— Dick Schaap
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