Arthur Baer Quotes
- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
- If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
- His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
- Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
- About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
- It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
- A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
- Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
- A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
- [History is] petrified imagination.
- If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
- Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
- It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
- His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
- She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.