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House Quotes by W.C. Fields
- No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
- Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
- Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else…
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
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