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Him Quotes by Steven Wright
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
- George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
- My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I…
- One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill…
- When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.…
- I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
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- Upon his royal face there is no note how dread an army hath enrounded him. — William Shakespeare
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- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- If the enemy is to be coerced, you must put him in a situation that is even more unpleasant than the sacrifice… — Carl von Clausewitz
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh
- Then, accepting the help of God and of God's signs, he allows his personal legend to guide him toward the tasks that… — Paulo Coelho
- The angel brought you back." "Because you asked him to. You could have anything alse in the world, and you asked for… — Cassandra Clare