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He Said Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
- I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
- If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an ass to come…
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