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Happen Quotes by Steven Wright
- Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
- If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
- The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in…
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- Most people who offer their help do it to make themselves feel better, not us. To be honest, I don't blame them.… — Jodi Picoult
- Have you ever met someone who you felt with your whole heart that they are directly from the hands of God, you… — Unkown