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Hands Quotes by Steven Wright
- Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
- If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
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