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Had Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
- It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
- I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say,…
- I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
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