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Guy Quotes by Dave Barry
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the…
- I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.…
- I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at…
- I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not…
- Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team…
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