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I did feel Dr. Cox, the character that I was auditioning for, was too similar to the head of the hospital. He was too arrogant… — John C. McGinley
We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the… — Giovanni Ribisi
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't… — Drew Carey
I've never been much of a computer guy at least in terms of playing with computers. Actually until I was about 11 I didn't use… — Magnus Carlsen
If you're an attractive guy, everyone thinks you're successful just because of the way you look. — James Marsden
How can you wonder what's going to happen when you don't know who's going to be the new guy in town? It's the age-old thing… — Mike Quade
I want to try and stay focused on the next game. I'm pretty good at doing that, but to be there right now, it has… — Anthony Calvillo
I don't have the physical talent those guys have. My hard work has made me very good. — Reggie Miller
I think about how a guy mentally prepared himself to do battle, to go out and face the pitcher. I think so many hitters do… — Hank Aaron
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no… — Jack Handey
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water… — Jack Handey
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.… — Jack Handey
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have… — Jack Handey
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both… — Jack Handey
If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has… — Jack Handey
I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns-regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was,… — Jack Handey
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that… — Jack Handey
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next to your face… — Jack Handey
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go… — Jack Handey
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he… — Jack Handey

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