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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at… — Dave Barry
But you don't do it. Because guys like us, Red, we know there's a third choice. An alternative to staying simon-pure or bathing in the… — Stephen King
Like most women, I hate when a guy tries to pick me up by saying, You are the hottest girl I've ever seen. It's totally… — Karen McDougal
So what do they do? They start writing articles in the New York Daily News. Boy, that's a paper that loves to write crap on… — Gary Null
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush
You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and… — Caprice Bourret
Last guys don't finish nice. — Saul Alinsky
During the whole funding process they said, 'We're interested in you guys because of your management team; we think you're fantastic...' Two weeks later they… — Mark Fletcher
Off the floor, I'm really laid back: like, nothing really fazes me too much. But on the floor, I do get emotional and a little… — Dirk Nowitzki
Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then one day I'm… — Luis Guzman
There isn't a damn thing wrong with prayer. During the war I served with a guy who prayed all the time, carried a Bible with… — Delroy Lindo
Today, the media dictatorship is becoming a substitute to military dictatorship. The big economic groups are using the media and decide who can speak, who… — Danny Glover
We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not… — Andy Rooney
Commenting on paternity establishment programs: What these millions of children want and need is not a name on a form or a promise that the… — David Blankenhorn
Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in… — Jerry Seinfeld
Roberto Duran was the kind of guy who was a true fighter and you hardly see guys like that anymore. — Gerry Cooney
I was seventeen and the star of my high school play. I was supposed to kiss my leading man, but I couldn't stand the guy.… — Donna Mills
I was like twelve or something, when you first kiss a guy and you see the way the guy reacts, how they get really excited,… — Juliette Lewis
He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that... every day in their lives is Christmas Eve. — Joe Garagiola
Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up… — Pee Wee Reese

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