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The perfect guy is not the one who has the most money or the most handsome one you'll meet. He is the one who knows… — Melchor Lim
I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next… — Nikhil Saluja
Sex is a temptaion caused by sensation, a guy puts his location in a girls destination, if you dont get my explaination ill give you… — NIKOLAS SIXX
This hella sexy guy right here is my world I'd do anything for him amd love him with all my heart :) Hes my one… — Talyiah
Your the guy who means the most to me in the world no matter how far you are from me just know that I'm always… — Brianna Ramos
A friend said he and his friend were describing books in the shortest way possible. The Bible came up the description was A guy died. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're an unemployed guy who needs work, turn gay and start getting rim jobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Women get over a breakup -- but never get over comparing themselvesto the woman the guy ends up with. — Senoraroy
U buy ur girlfriend a 4ne, Another guy buys her Airtym, Thats division of labor. U buy her Nika another guy removes it. Thats separation… — Mars Mavis Paul John
I just met this guy accidently who unfollowed me a few days ago. Not sure why he's on the floor without a pulse though. — Nikhil Saluja
When the girl of your dreams walks up to you you fall apart at the seems If we weren't nervous or shy or didnt cry… — Jarrod Minnick
This guy is awesome he's there evry step of the way bro you are awesome dnt let anyone hurt you or tayy if anyone hurts… — Brando
Dibs on the cute guy in class... — Anastasia Blanchard
I hate to watch people suffer. That's why I just shot the guy in the head after I ran him over. — Nikhil Saluja
I loved you like no how ,you meant everything to me,to know that our love has end it breaks my heart to pieces....R.I.p to the… — Andreasantana
I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!… — Jugi Steady

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