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That moment when the ugliest guy you know gets a girlfriend and your still single. — Mario Tomasello
When a woman finds a guy who treats them right, they should hold on to him with both legs. — Nikhil Saluja
Yes, I have feelings for the most complicated guy on the planet and he doesnt appreciate the risks I take to protect him. He would… — Mhine29
That one guy you go crazy about cause hes someone you can relate to — Talyiah
Not all guys/girls are the same, you just have a way of getting attracted to the same type of guy/girl over and over again. — Haley Knight
When a guy breaks your heart but still hangs around you. Its to make sure that NOBODY hurts u. And deep down, it killed her… — Ceejean Loot
I've got eighteen-year-old twins that need to go to college, so there's still a financial issue, but I could retire tomorrow and just count ducks… — Jonathan Banks
The funniest guy I've ever worked with, it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh, is Jimmy… — Jonathan Banks
The Starbucks guy just said, Looks like you had a rough night! I didn't even go out... — Unknown Author
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman. First of all, think about what cheating is for a second ladies. Cheating is a man,… — Unknown Author
Do you have Snapchat?- Guy who wants to see boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys. — Nikhil Saluja
Thid guy is my cousin and also my best friend I can tell him everything like a best friend and he has my back no… — Brianna Ramos
When the guy I like asks me out :D best day EVER — Talyiah
Guys are obsessed with boobs. Almost as much as girls are obsessed with that text message the guy she likes sent her. — Nikhil Saluja
Some guy told me that girls like a guy with some sexual experience. So I sucked a bunch of dicks. — Nikhil Saluja
Sex is sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase population do you get my explaination or do… — Talyiah
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
I am definitely not the guy who drives to Vegas and stands in the middle of the street drunk with beads around his neck. I'm… — James Marsden
Yer when a guy gets a new tattoo, he shows it off... so why cant I?? ;) — Levita Charin

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