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Guy Quotes by Zach Braff
- A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget…
- When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough…
- I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.
- I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
- I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so…
- I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
- When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you…
- They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you…
- There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.
- One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real…
- I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
- Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
- I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.
- Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so…
- I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
- I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly Scrubs guy...…
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