"Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy……" — Zach Braff
"Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter"
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321 Quotes by Zach Braff
Zach Braff has 321 quotes on this site.
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I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
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Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the…
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Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you…
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I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
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Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really…
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like…
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny…
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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
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A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's…
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First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to…
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A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am…
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the…
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The awful importance of this life is that it determines eternity.
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Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I…
— Lynda Barry
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Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I'll do some great, awful painting about her.
— Jean-Michel Basquiat
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I had some money, I made the best paintings ever. I was completely reclusive, worked a lot, took a lot…
— Jean-Michel Basquiat
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When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is…
— Hilaire Belloc
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the…
— Aeschylus
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America is built around this premise that you can do it, and there are an awful lot of people who…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Convictions, in the end, they can be dangerous, but a world without them is just kind of an awful kind…
— Bono
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Yes, war is hell. It is awful. It involves human beings killing other human beings, sometimes innocent civilians. That is…
— John O. Brennan
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I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the…
— Malin Akerman
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An awful lot of England is slowly eroding, in ways that I find really distressing, and an awful lot of…
— Bill Bryson
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We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of this world to absorb it…
— Pearl S. Buck
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