Guy Quotes

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The only time I wish I was a fat guy is when I have to fight a fat guy. — Nikhil Saluja
Inside a suit,Inside a skin.i am bad and a paranoid guy,I can't be trusted.... — Paritoshik Sharma
Calm down. It's not like I killed the guy. I just bashed his head several times on the pavement and threw him under the bus. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're a guy who's into Twilight, have a doctor prescribe you with a heavy dose of man the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
In a relationship, there is always one girl and one guy who are happy together. But then, one stupid al*t comes and ruins everything. — Udigwe Vinsnt
Before looking to the future lets glance back at the road we have traveled. Lets look at how we were then and enhance the way… — Unknown Author
I want to be remembered as the guy who always smiles even when his heart is broken . And the one that could always brighten… — Udigwe Vinsnt
Save the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world — Brendan Fraser
When a guy tells you that you're hot; he is looking at your body. When a guy tells you that you're pretty; he is looking… — Bernajoy Vaal
Looking for the right guy is a reasonable thing to do, but if you are waiting for the perfect guy, then you are in trouble.… — Mazher
Move on people, there's nothing to see here. It's like you've never seen a guy in a Spider-Man outfit hanging on a moving bus. — Nikhil Saluja
I love what you did with your hair - no guy ever — Nikhil Saluja
If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me. — Nikhil Saluja
I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass. — Nikhil Saluja
Police officer to a drunk Guy:How high are u? Drunk guy:no officer that's wrong English,y0u sh0uld say.........Hi! How are you? — Melchor Lim
You will never realize how much you care about a guy until the thought of him being with someone else is enough to break your… — Bernajoy Vaal
When u see me in ur mind smiling I blush when we talk I cent stop smiling when I cry u cheer me up u… — Cupcake
You can have your heart set on the perfect guy for your whole life, but one day youll realise the guy you love isnt swagged… — Levita Charin
Every girl wants a guy who she can run up to with her hair a mess , no makeup , and the first thing he… — Melchor Lim

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